[famous-quotes-] Bill Watterson, creator of the comic Calvin & Hobbes

Calvin: I'm a simple man, Hobbes.
Hobbes: You?? Yesterday you wanted a nuclear powered car that could turn into a jet with laser-guided heat-seeking missiles!
Calvin: I'm a simple man with complex tastes.

Calvin: I'm being educated against my will! My rights are being trampled!
Hobbes: Is it a right to remain ignorant?
Calvin: I don't know, but I refuse to find out!

Calvin: Dad, how do people make babies?
Dad: Most people just go to Sears, buy the kit, and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears??
Dad: No, you were a Blue Light Special at K Mart. Almost as good, and a lot cheaper.

Calvin: Without question, that was one of the worst experiences of my life.
Dad: It built character.
Calvin: Oh sure. Why can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere?

Calvin: Do you believe our destinies are determined by the stars?
Hobbes: Nah.
Calvin: Oh, I do.
Hobbes: Really? How come?
Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you're not responsible for your actions.

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