[famous-quotes-] Bill Watterson, creator of the comic Calvin & Hobbes

Calvin: Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Calvin: I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

Moe: Hey, Twinky, want to see if there's an afterlife?

Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.

Calvin: My life needs a rewind/erase button.
Hobbes: And a volume control.

Calvin's Dad: The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that is even worse.

Calvin: I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge.

Calvin: Reality continues to ruin my life.

Calvin: What's it like to fall in love?
Hobbes: Well... Say the object of your affection walks by...
Calvin: Yeah?
Hobbes: First, your heart falls into your stomach and splashes your innards. All the moisture makes you sweat profusely. This condensation shorts the circuits to your brain, and you get all woozy. When your brain burns out altogether, your mouth disengages and you babble like a cretin until she leaves.
Calvin: That's love?!?
Hobbes: Medically speaking.
Calvin: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!

Hobbes: Did you ask your Mom if you could jump off the roof?
Calvin: Questions I know the answers to I don't need to ask, right?

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